12/2 Hot Stove – Mustaches in the Majors
With Awards Season over, I’m a bit numb by all the financial talk. All the zeroes at the end of paychecks really dehumanize players. At the end of Hot Stove today, we’ll take a break.
We need to recognize Clay Zavada and his masterpiece mustache being named “Robert Goulet Memorial Mustached Man of the Year” by the American Mustache Institute, the only real organization promoting facial hair and mustachioed men.
Zavada’s winning stash is part Rollie Fingers, part Zorro. He could easily be mistaken for a turn-of-the-century weight lifter.
Mustaches in baseball have been kind of an on and off phenomenon. Some people like to rip on them, but it truly is an art form.
Sometimes I rip open a pack of baseball cards from the ’70’s or ’80’s, just to remember what baseball looked like. Bill Buckner comes to mind. His mustache was thick and shaggy. Sparky Lyle, Gorman Thomas and Davey Lopes are all players whose facial hair would jump off the card at you.
I’d say two out of every three players were mustached; it was part of the uniform back then.
Then you have more guys who have the handle bar, Fu-Manchu look. Goose Gossage, Robin Yount, Luis Tiant, then Rod Beck, Sal Fasano and Jason Giambi brought it back recently.
Today there is some confusion, and I feel it’s important to address it. The Goatee and the Vandyke have seemed to blend together and become one. People need to be educated on this matter. A goatee is a good hearty knob hanging off your chin. A great example is Matt Clement, in his Red Sox days.

A great Vandyke, that’s easy, Kevin Youkilis, a la 2009.
Now that we’re clear, I am no longer angry about the confusion.
My team growing up, the A’s, are legends when it comes to facial hair. Owner Charlie Finley actually fined players at first, but then came to his senses, and gave each player a bonus of one hundred dollars to support a mustache.
You can go down the A’s team; Reggie Jackson, Sal Bando, Joe Rudi, Phil Garner, Vida Blue, and Catfish Hunter they all had great ones, but the greatest of them was the Rollie Fingers mustache.
They all hated Finley, so any extra bone they could get from him, they were all going to cash in. Their facial hair created a stir in the World Series in those years. It was always the mustached gang of A’s vs. the clean-cut Reds.
Now I’m hardly the Oprah Book Club, but may I recommend “Mustache Gang: The Swagger of the Oakland A’s”, written by Ron Bergman.
A must-read to remember the glory days of the mustached ball players.
– Matt Vasgersian
Click here to watch our mustaches in baseball feature from Wednesday night.






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To all you Tigers fans out there, I know you might feel Rick Porcello got hosed out of winning the Rookie of the Year, I get that. He had an awesome year. But being an A’s fan, I’m pumped that Andrew Bailey is taking home the hardware for Rookie of the Year. He may not have pitched his team to the brink of the playoffs, but he had a fantastic year for his club.